13 May 2007

blog d: i'm considerably funny

have you seen

acceptable tv
?

i think i can be funnier than their repetitive crap. for that matter, i know i'm much funnier than that. they get so close but fall so short. for instance, their law and order idea ended up being a complete disaster. and "the kosbees" is just a cosby impersonator saying 'theo rudy' over and over. there are much funnier and less cosbyisms to play on. (and for that matter family guy has already done it)

give me the subject, and i will give you funnier. SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME A CONTRACT. LET ME SPEND MY TIME CONCENTRATING ON THIS AND NOT SCIENCE. I CAN'T MAKE GOOD TV CUZ I'M TOO GODDAMN BUSY BEING A REAL WORKING PERSON WHO PLAYS A LOT OF SPORTS.

let's get together on this... let's be honest, Shockingly Random Drama was at least a start (is that online anywhere? what do i have to do to make it available? i want the world to see me without pants on)

also, please have the chicago Second City people take over saturday night live, because SNL sucks shit nowadays. but i'm not quite that good just yet.

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