about time

it has been much MORE than a month. and this is what i have to say: i'm still alive. and at 3:30 am after drinking numerous beers at my fantasy draft, i'm fully prepared to claim that i'm one of the funniest people alive. i think it's about time to unleash the beast upon the rest of humanity, which has been stuck with the drab comedic goings on of idiotic hacks for quite some time now...