20 April 2007

4 statements about porcupines

1. they typically weigh approximately 5-16 kg
2. its genome is not completely sequenced insofar as i can gather
3. it has no direct relationship but shares probably 85% of its genes (or better) with the weird british/indian guy on abc world news.
4. they love grape juice and don't think anyone is to blame for someone unpredictably going really really really crazy, because although 85% of their biological being is the very same as humans their behavior is rather dissimilar and competely unpredictable and if you generalize the way one porcupine rolls to all the other porcupines that just ain't legit.

mark it, dude

(is more than one person reading this?)

*statements are not necessarily fact checked nor 100% factual, but generally amusing and sometimes meaning-bearing

1 comment:

JAY!!! said...

Way to comment without commenting.